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Tot's Happy Day
by JimmyMackIII
Last comment by PoliticsNation 7 hours, 9 minutes ago.
Take Me To Post Comment FormSo...Tot's wife gets into a terrible automobile accident. Tot's just finished off a joint when he gets the call and takes off in his R.V. to the hospital. Tot meets the Doctor and the Doctor tells Tot, 'I've got bad news. Your wife's back was broken in three places, and the blood supply was cut off to her brain, she's a vegetable. She'll never regain consciousness. Plus, your insurance has run out, so you're going to have to care for her at home. I'm going to give you some salves and creams to use on her body, because she's going to develop these weeping bedsores, and she's completely incontinent. That means you're going to have to change her diapers several times a day...' And at that point Tot breaks down crying since his pot induced euphoria has worn off and says, 'Oh, my God, why did this happen? Why? Why? Why?' And the Doctor smiles and has a belly laugh and says, 'I'm just messing with you Tot. She's dead!'
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JimmyMackIII commented on Tuesday, Jun 28, 2016 at 19:47 PM
Epilogue: Tot slowly exits the Hospital returning to his RV and fires up another Oregon Gold Joint knowing that he can now go home and dream where he will come to realize in his drug induced slumber that he will have an epiphany that he has just experienced the Best Day of his Life.
PoliticsNation commented on Tuesday, Jun 28, 2016 at 22:01 PM
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