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Hello Tot

Last comment by timeontarget 1 hour, 19 minutes ago.

Take Me To Post Comment FormI have been let out of hell but only on a sincere promise to try and behave myself. Presently these blogs are for the most part hard right conservative in nature with the word IDIOT being used frequently by a right winger who goes by rendezvoustoo something or other. I have no quarrel with him, and I am sincerely sorry that many here do not know the history behind playing the dozens. The game that led to my latest demise from these pages and the banishment of the Jimbo-Smacky clown who drew me into an inappropriate fight that I should have handled in a different manner.

I will play nice if yall play nice. For the record I am a proud liberal Democrat and will always be one. I am sorry if you do not like that. I do not like right wing conservatives. But I will show you the same respect you show ME. I am in the minority here but I am not looking for trouble. Just do not insult me or my political ideology and I will not insult you or your ideology.

First Official Comment: Tot is right about Charles Fraser and his bid for office. Hinesville has grown into a town that is bought and sold by politicians and certain realtors for the sake of the almighty dollar. The forever dwindling few of us who remain, it pains me to say, that those of us who grew up here, that Hinesville will NEVER be the same. We are a transient town and unless Fort Stewart draws down or faces more sequestration, our taxes will continue to grow higher and we will be denied strong, moral leadership.

To Sheran: You are a truly sweet soul that can find the wherewithal to post the Wish you Were Here blog. Even after some of the dust ups we have had. Thank you. Great song, and I took it to heart.

JimmyMackIII

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JimmyMackIII commented on Friday, Feb 27, 2015 at 20:26 PM

Lest I forget I thank the webmeister for his patience and fairness. My only request is to ask him to warn me when I appear to be driving things into the ditch and I swear to the Almighty I will straighten up.
Thank you,...again Pat.

Sheran commented on Friday, Feb 27, 2015 at 20:33 PM

Welcome back JM.

HMJC commented on Friday, Feb 27, 2015 at 20:35 PM

Just be who you are and don't let yourself get drawn into to a bad situation. We have not always agreed but I have always appreciated your commitment to your "side" Give em Hell Jimmy, just do so in an eloquent manner...

rendevzoustoo commented on Friday, Feb 27, 2015 at 22:00 PM

a proud liberal democrat? a liberal leftwing idiot democrat maybe ..we are all ready for the momma name calling now jmack, for that is who you are....you can't help yourself.all you left wing idiot liberals think alike,only you take it to the next level with calling peoples mothers names and then explaining it away with something about the dozens as if that makes it all right .you are a hypocrite in every sense of the word. the typical liar, cheat or whatever is necessary to build yourself up and put everyone else and their mother down. sure makes you look like the bigger man jmack.. as far as i'm concerned you aren't anything other than whats wrong with this country today, a die hard idiot liberal,that wants everything for nothing for you and every other lazy arse person who don't want to work so the man with some money can pay for it while all you have to do is go to the mailbox to pick up the free check that someone else worked for..i imagine you support islamic extremism too like your brother al Hussein Barak. i know how that works...he's for it so you must be too.you like santaclaus in the whitehouse too.that way you don't have to spend your money on X-mas. notice i said x-mas,i didn't want to offend all you muslim-islamic extremists such as you and barak there jmack.you and your kind make me sick..i know i'll get banned but so be it..but listen...i'm still not going to call your mamma names,dozens or no dozens,whatever that idiotic nonsense is about.. ala akbar jimmy mack.....rendezvoustoo....

JimmyMackIII commented on Friday, Feb 27, 2015 at 23:20 PM

Hello David Allen, Seems you are doing the same things that got me put in time out, unwarranted name calling, disparaging my person, referring to me as a Muslim extremist. You've called me a lot of names.
You are painting yourself as one of those undereducated angry white boys. BTW what is your level of education. At least Tot, highschool dropout, bears smidgens of common sense and decency. Where is yours? I see no evidence of it.
Try to control your anger. And tonite remember this as you start to fall asleep: WE Liberals are not going anywhere and there is NOTHING you can do about it. N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!
Sweet dreams, tough guy.
PS: Busy as he is, and he is a fair man, you cannot keep doing what you are exhibiting here and remain.

Sheran commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 00:15 AM

JM, you handled that very well...Pat yourself on the back! I"m still waiting on your point of view on other blogs! Again, Welcome Back☺

JimmyMackIII commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 00:46 AM

Thanks Sheran. I see a fractured Republican Party in the offing. Bush-the establishment candidate and Rand Paul the Tea Party candidate in a dead heat.

Sheran commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 01:11 AM

I'm not pulling for either one... It's to early to tell on who I will vote for! Let me guess, Don't tell me.... Your voting for "Hillary"!☺

rendevzoustoo commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 01:21 AM

tough guy tough guy u be da tough guy..every idiotic liberal praising you name..you still be an idiot left wing liberal biased ninny whens you wake ups in da mownin you liberal jerkoff you make me sick you idiot.. you so darn educated you got yourself fooled.you are nothing you hear me you jerkoff..you suck you be that white stuff on chicken poop...that's chicken poop too you idiot.you a big man wid dem dar big 10 dollar words you wordsmith you. you got banned for what you truly are.a stupid left wing idiot liberal with nothing to offer but that idiotic jargon and racial hatred you and all those other race baiting liberal idiots on this blog site be layin' down.you and your kind make me sick..i hope you pass out in your sleep tonite and wake up in the middle east with all those other idiotic left wing liberal islamic extremists where you actually belong. i truly loathe people like you ..you are stupid,and when you wake up tomorrow you will still be stupid...go figure...oh by the way.. its almost the first of the month... be ready to go pick up your check that your next door conservative working man earned for your sorry arse.. you make me sick there dozens..have a nice day god bless you...oops i meant ala akbar..you fn dunce

JimmyMackIII commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 01:37 AM

I am sorry to put this on these pages. Rendevoustoo. Pat I received this message from Rendevoustoo.. I think he is on the edge. He sent it by personal message.

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fuck you and your dozens you stupid left wing liberal son of a bitch.. i got your dozens swinging between my legs you fucking queer faggot leftwing liberal idiotic sonofabitch. your momma sucks dozens you faggot ass motherfucker,and i literally mean motherfucker.you know it all know nothing sonofabitch.you can't tote my balls around like you do obamas and every other liberal minded left wing blackman you stupid fucking jerk.eat shit and die motherfucker..there's your dozens you fucking freaky faggot motherfucker..how about that ..send that to the webmeister..remember i got your momma between my legs you fucking liberal idiot..suck my nuts you faggot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha how you like all that momma talk you fucking idiot..suck my nuts faggot.you little bitch ass crybaby liberal if i can't have my way i will call your momma names you fucking left wing idiot liberal bastard..while you tote obamas nuts around suck his cock you fucking faggot.eat his shit too mother fucker you know you be hungry.you ebonic speaking mother fucking jackass.i got you dozens right here a dozen pubic hairs in your mommas mouth you fucking idiot bitch. you want something for nothing fucking leech,you worthless piece of shit.breathing up valuable air that some child rapist or someone a whole lot better than you could be breathing.. how about sucking my nuts you fucking obama look alike motherfucker,with your fucking big ass elephant ears you stupid motherfucker,all the better to hear barak cumming you fucking faggot...now sit back and wordsmith on that a while you fucking know nothing fucking freak....suck my ass lol lol lol lol lol thats the language you understand isn't it? my momma yo mamma his momma her momma everybody's momma and so on....

Please do the right thing. I do not wish to engage this lunatic on the blog pages. Unless it is deemed allowable.

Jimmy

o sent this to me via personal message. I apologize for David Allen's language...but this is what he sent by personal message:

Sheran commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 02:02 AM

There are other ways to report this....

timeontarget commented on Saturday, Feb 28, 2015 at 12:28 PM

There are other ways to report this....
He choose to post it here.
Disgusting

Friday, February 27, 2015

True Facts About The Duck

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Name This Mystery Tool

How Ben Carson went from black hero to Tea Party darling without changing one bit

by Jenée Desmond-Harris on February 20, 2015

A single-paragraph summary of Ben Carson's life story can — and does — electrify a room.

When Carson's business manager, Armstrong Williams, introduced the adored African-American doctor at January's South Carolina Tea Party Coalition Convention, a short biography brought the crowd to its feet:

"He is here! One of the greatest rags-to-riches stories ever produced in America, a young boy born in Detroit, Michigan, in abject poverty, who was able to become a scholar, and took that, in this place known as America, to become a world-renowned pediatric neurosurgeon, rarely losing a case. His gifts, they come from God and not from man! Ladies and gentlemen, the pediatric neurosurgeon, Doctor Benjamin Solomon Carson!"

The brown-skinned, salt-and-pepper-haired, bespectacled 63-year-old approached the podium to deliver his keynote address. His biggest supporters, decked out in t-shirts and waving banners bearing his name, chanted, "Run, Ben, run!" — the mantra that they hope will goad him toward entering the 2016 presidential race.

Carson was on message. He covered fairly predictable far-right policy positions on abortion, taxes, and the Middle East. He included his signature proclamation: "I'm not politically correct!" But it was the well-worn personal narrative that anchored the remarks. He opened, as he began his 1996 autobiography Gifted Hands, by talking about his mother, who, he told the rapt audience, was one of 24 children ("Wow!" the crowd replied) and got married when she was 13 ("Ooh!"), and, after leaving her bigamist husband, supported her family with two to three jobs at a time. She "accepted some assistance" Carson said, admitting that his family received some of the government "entitlements" that are anathema to many Tea Party members. But for the most part, he reassured them, "she wanted to be independent."

Carson's audience has shifted over the years, from African-American families to staunch conservatives

He said, "I believe in a safety net, but I do not believe in a system that chronically places people in a state of dependency."

The moral of the story, which inspired another round of thunderous applause, was the very same point Carson has been making for decades, now woven around a socially conservative political philosophy: "The person who has most to do with what happens in your life is you!"

Carson's audience has shifted dramatically over the years, from African-American families who found personal inspiration in his story to staunch conservatives who have pinned their hopes for the country's salvation on his possible presidential run. And while his own values and accompanying talking points have remained consistent regardless of who is listening, Carson has nonetheless undergone a transformation — from black folk hero to Tea Party star.

It's a reflection of not only Carson's own personal charisma, but of the conservative movement's struggle to sell an anti-big government and pro-personal responsibility message to a more diverse swath of Americans.

So as the field of 2016 Republican presidential contenders takes shape, Carson's supporters are in full draft mode, hoping he'll take the same message he's delivered for years to African-American audiences and repurpose it — this time speaking as a Tea Party purist, to Southern ballrooms filled with mostly white faces, and beyond.

Same story, different audience

Carson rose to fame in 1987 for his groundbreaking work separating conjoined twins. But it wasn't until his headline-grabbing criticism of Obamacare at the 2013 National Prayer Breakfast that he was pegged as a presidential possibility. His political supporters — many of whom say this was their first introduction to him — remember that he was standing just feet away from President Obama when he blasted the country's runaway health-care spending and offered his own solution for how to fix the system. Carson earned the enthusiasm of even more conservative fans when he later deemed the health-care law "the worst thing that has happened to this nation since slavery" at the October 2013 Values Voters Summit.

Last year, Carson came up second in a CNN/ORC poll ranking all likely Republican presidential hopefuls. This wasn't a fluke: in later polling, he's consistently ranked among the top four contenders. According to Steve Arnold, the Southeast Regional Director of the Carson PAC, the group has raised more than $12 million from 150,000 people and organized 25,000 volunteers ready to spring to action to support Carson's candidacy.

The source of the enthusiasm is clear. While the Prayer Breakfast comments elevated Carson's profile, it's his biography that motivates his supporters.

Ask any of Carson's devotees why the soft-spoken doctor with no political experience would make a good president, and you'll inevitably hear veneration of his faith, his character, and, most of all, the made-for-Hollywood narrative arc of his life.

A pamphlet published by the Draft Ben Carson PAC leaves no question that this tale is his main selling point. Under the heading, "Ben Carson is What America Is all About," it reads:

"Ben Carson grew up in dire poverty. He was called dummy by his classmates, and he had a terrible temper. But Dr. Carson's mother did not give up on him. His mother worked as a domestic, cleaning other people's homes, noting that many of these homes had large collections of books. After praying about it, this single mother turned off the TV and required her two sons to read two books a week and write reviews for her."

That story is the well-worn beginning of the motivational tale that is Carson's life.

For more than two decades, he's been strikingly consistent in how he talks about his biography. But his audience is different now than it was when his best-selling book was published, or when it became a feature film in 2009. Very different.

Today, the crowds that hang on his every word — who spin his story into hope for the future — are mostly white, mostly older, Tea Partiers. It was tough to spot a person of color or a person younger than 40 in the crowd when he delivered his keynote address at the convention in Myrtle Beach.

But in recent memory, his devotees were almost entirely African-Americans focused on upward mobility — people looking to his story for personal, not political, inspiration.

"A whole generation of black parents told their children about him, wanted their sons to be like him, wanted their daughters to marry him," Run Ben Run Campaign Director Vernon Robinson, who himself is black and is responsible for helping raise more than $12 million so far for the Draft Carson PAC, said.

He's right. His autobiography, Gifted Hands, was required reading and made Carson into a (black) household name and a fixture of African-American History Month presentations.

Carson receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President George W. Bush in 2008. (Karen Bleier/AFP/Getty Images)

The PAC acknowledges as much in a brochure. It makes the case that Carson, unlike other Republican presidential hopefuls, and even unlike his black Tea Party predecessor, Herman Cain, would be uniquely qualified to capture the 17 percent of the black vote that political strategists theorize Republicans would need to take from Democrats in order to win a general election. "While Mr. Cain is respected in the African-American community, Dr. Carson is revered," it reads. "He is held up as a shining example of someone who rose up from one of the worst areas in Detroit to become the most widely respected neurosurgeon in the world."

Mark Hatcher, a 33-year-old Howard University PhD candidate in physiology and biophysics, isn't a Carson supporter today, but he vividly remembers how Gifted Hands affected him when he read it as a 15-year-old growing up in Prince George's County, Maryland. The doctor's story provided an early blueprint for his career. "I walked past it in a bookstore," he recalled. "I saw a brown person in a surgical outfit and thought, ‘I need to have this book. That could be me!'"

He said he absorbed the tale of Carson's hardscrabble start, his life-changing forced book reports, and his life-saving achievements and concluded, "Cool, this is somebody I can look up to and want to be like. This is exactly the path I want to follow." And he did.

Hatcher is not alone. A 1999 Amazon review of the book raves, "When I began reading this book, I was almost ready to give up on my career and my education. This book literally changed my whole perception of my life! I absolutely love this book! Being a young African-American woman from the same type of background as Ben Carson, I realized that if I focus on my faith and my God-given talents I could do anything I want. I strongly recommend this book to anyone who needs a little motivation."

"A whole generation of black parents told their children about him, wanted their sons to be like him"

Another user gives the film version the highest possible rating, writing in 2009, "This is a story that is inspiring to all ages. My husband and I were able to watch it with our son and discuss the choices that Ben Carson had to make in his life. We were then blessed to be able to take him to hear Dr. Carson speak live at one of our local universities ... I would especially recommend this movie to be seen by all young Black boys and teens to show them that no matter what society or life may throw your way, you can still overcome your circumstances if you apply yourself and make positive choices."

Jay Mace, a black 63-year-old minister from Somerville, South Carolina, who attended the January conference primarily to hear Carson speak, said, "He's at the top of my list of heroes." After pushing the book and film versions of Gifted Hands on kids in his congregation and community for the past 15 years and using the doctor's tale in his sermons, he can now rattle off stories of mentees who are "doing really well for themselves" — a testimony, in his view, to the neurosurgeon's motivational influence.

"All young people need to hear Dr. Ben Carson's story," he said. "All black people, all people period, anyone who has low self esteem or is discouraged. He should encourage any young child that they can be somebody. These are the stories that we need."

A bizarre transition

The recent shift in the audience for Carson's life story is remarkable.

Carson, once a hero whose race was a key part of his motivational influence for his primary fan base, has now been embraced by a group whose reputation when it comes to diversity and ability to relate to non-white voters is troubled, to put it mildly.

The transition from African-American hero to Tea Party darling was gradual, and seamless. It's not even clear when exactly Carson embraced the idea of a possible political career, and that's in part because what he says when he's behind a podium — and what people say when they describe his life story — hasn't really changed. His biography needed no edits to shift his audience from "all young black boys and teens" to a hotel ballroom full of far-right political junkies.

Maybe that's no surprise. "He's an attractive guy, he's a straight shooter, and he has a Horatio Alger story," said Robinson, the Run Ben Run Director.

Still, it's amazing to watch as his narrative transforms in the eyes of this new audience — with his encouragement — from an inspirational personal tale to a political one.

It takes only the tiniest spin. Carson simply pins his famous life lessons to policy positions. He takes something that it's easy to imagine him saying in remarks two decades ago, in a pep talk to underprivileged middle-school students ("Nothing is possible until you do it, and then it's possible"), and adds, "Come on, this is America. We don't sit around thinking about what we can't do. We think about what, by the grace of God, we are able to do." And while his message was always underscored by conservative principles of self-reliance, now it's explicitly political in its dismissal of the "excuses" made by the poor, and the role of structural racism: "Progressives want to tell you how many things are impossible," he said. "Even if Al Sharpton tells you you're a victim, you're not a victim."

(Richard Ellis/Getty Images)

His message to the black community was about what you can do for yourself. His message in politics is about what we, as a society, should — and, more importantly, should not — do for others.

Suddenly, with this shift — from talking about individual lives to addressing collective policy — the story has an entirely different effect. Carson is able to square a circle that conservatives desperately want squared: to cut social spending but also be seen as the party helping the poor. Typically, those two things are seen as fundamentally contradictory. But this poor-black-kid-turned-voracious-reader-turned-neurosurgeon has the credibility to argue that they are actually complementary: that welfare dependency is what's holding back the poor from taking control of their own lives, which is, in America, the only way to truly get ahead. When Paul Ryan makes that argument — and he does — it's laughably unconvincing. Coming from Carson, it passes the straight-face test, or at least it seems to for many listeners.

What was a tale about perseverance is now an argument for a right-wing vision of America. It's not hard to see why it's so appealing to the Tea Party. How can Hillary Clinton stand up and tell Carson he doesn't know what it takes to escape poverty?

And Carson's story has a remarkable emotional effect on his new constituency: they're as impressed as black kids used to be about what Carson's story can mean for the possibilities of their future.

"What attracts me is his mother comes from a family of 24," said Martin Kolar, a 71-year-old Navy veteran and retired advertising-industry executive from Myrtle Beach. "It goes to show that if you have a dream and fulfill that dream, it can be done."

Black teens like Hatcher looked at Carson and thought, "This is somebody I can look up to and want to be like. This is exactly the path I want to follow." Similarly, white, right-wing political types "see something there they can attach to — it's demonstrated character over time," said Arnold, from the Carson PAC.

Carson's supporters salivate over Carson's life story and are eager to retell it in their own ways. Carson "was a nasty thug in school ... He read himself right into Yale and the head of neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins," said John Phillip Sousa IV, who registered the National Draft Ben Carson for President Committee super PAC, in a December 2014 interview with CNN. Now, Carson never actually said he was a "nasty thug" — although he did admit to struggling with anger — but his irresistible story has now taken on a life of its own and has begun to be gently molded to suit the worldview of his new fan base.

How can Hillary Clinton stand up and tell Carson he doesn't know what it takes to escape poverty?

Republicans are often accused of using token black candidates in clumsy efforts to repair a bad diversity track record. But Carson's supporters — at least at the grassroots level — are strikingly, disarmingly, sincere.

Bert Bernadette, a 90-year-old, Charlotte, South Carolina man, was able to get Carson's attention after his Myrtle Beach remarks and showed him pictures of the massive three-dimensional American flags he constructs using empty milk jugs painted red, white, and blue. He said he supports Carson for three reasons. "One, he's humble; Two, he's a caring man that's above all politics; Three, he's an accomplished man who can get things done."

Peggy Kemmerly, 72, of Elongee, South Carolina, spoke for herself and her husband, when she raved, "We love Doctor Ben!" After reading three of his books, she said, "We know more about Ben Carson than any other candidate."

"We're here for Carson," not the Tea Party, her 78-year-old husband, Fred, added.

And when it comes to Carson's race, there's no indication that these individual supporters are thinking strategically about the way their party will pitch their chosen candidate to minority voters. Quite the opposite, actually. When they do talk about Carson's race, it's as an afterthought of the decidedly non-politically correct kind that Carson would support.

Kolar said he's eager to strip him of the "African-American" part of his former life as an African-American hero. "I hope he removes the hyphen," he said. "Not African-American, just American, to heal the racial divide we've been forced into. My hope was that Obama would bring that about, but unfortunately it didn't happen."

"He would be a wonderful role model for everyone, especially for the black people," Peggy Kemmerly said. "You know, to get them off entitlements. He could open doors. Well, doors have been opened for them, but unfortunately they haven't accessed them."

A shift that's striking but not surprising

There's no question about it: comments like Kemmerly's about the need for role models hit you a little differently coming from a white right-winger than they do when they come from a black parent who's embraced the message of Gifted Hands for her son and is raving in an Amazon review about the transformative power of the book.

Carson's association with people like Kemmerly and their political outlook is off-putting to some of his former devotees.

Hatcher, the PhD candidate who made Carson his educational role model, said his former hero's new conservative rhetoric turns him off, in a way that reminded him of when a college administrator — coincidentally, at Johns Hopkins, where Carson performed some of his famous surgeries — disparaged the people who lived in the predominantly black city surrounding the school during his admission interview.

Carson gets an ovation at a fundraiser in August. (Scott Morgan for The Washington Post via Getty Images)

"I remember the interviewer said something like, ‘I know we're in a part of Baltimore that seems a little rough, but you don't have to worry about those people. We're really secure here,'" Hatcher recalls. He says he remembers thinking, "I am those people. How dare you?"

Hatcher reacts similarly when he hears Carson's political commentary, especially the parts slamming entitlements and dismissing the role of structural racism, which he reads as unsympathetic to poor and black people. For example, in his 2012 book America the Beautiful, Carson writes, "The Bible makes it clear that we have a responsibility to be kind to the poor among us. [But] America did not become a great nation by encouraging people to feel sorry for themselves and seek handouts from others." Hatcher's response to his former hero: "How dare you, sir?"

The tension between the language of black aspiration narratives and theories about cultural pathology are not new. Public figures, black and white alike, regularly toss off comments about the so-called deficiencies in African-American culture and offer homespun theories on how to fix them. And the public, especially members of the black community, often responds to the framing of inequality in this way — in the eyes of many, it's an irresponsible rewriting of Americans' racist history — with frustration.

In a radio interview last year, US Congressman and former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan disparaged what he called "inner city" laziness. He said, "We have got this tailspin of culture, in our inner cities in particular, of men not working and just generations of men not even thinking about working or learning the value and the culture of work, and so there is a real culture problem here that has to be dealt with."

Ryan's remarks were swiftly dubbed a racist "dog whistle" meant to send a critical message about African-Americans without actually mentioning race. Mic headlined its response, "Paul Ryan's Racist Comments Are a Slap in the Face to 10.5 Million Americans."

Ryan was just the latest in a long line of prominent people making similar comments. Ta-Nehisi Coates wrote at The Atlantic, "What Ryan said here is not very far from what Bill Cosby, Michael Nutter, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama said before him. The idea that poor people living in the inner city, and particularly black men, are ‘not holding up their end of the deal’ as Cosby put it, is not terribly original or even, these days, right-wing."

In a similar reaction at the New Yorker, Jelani Cobb argued, "It has been Obama's consistent habit to douse moments of black achievement with soggy moralizing."

Hatcher said his former hero's new conservative rhetoric turns him off: "How dare you, sir?"

He's right. In 2008, then-candidate Obama jokingly paired stereotypical black names and apathetic, irresponsible behavior as he urged African-Americans to get involved in politics. He said, "If Cousin Pookie would vote, if Uncle Jethro would get off the couch and stop watching SportsCenter and go register some folks and go to the polls, we might have a different kind of politics."

In light of these widespread beliefs about the shortcomings of all but the most exceptional black people, it's no surprise that it didn't take much to transform Carson's story from a personal pep talk to a stump speech for conservative policies. It's no surprise that it evolved so seamlessly from a Horatio Alger tale that comforted and motivated the most disadvantaged Americans to a story that captures the imaginations of the most conservative.

What is remarkable is that this one man, with one story, has been a vehicle for two messages that are so radically different.

Gifted Hands starts out with an introduction by Carson's mother, Sonya Carson, in which she quotes a poem that she says guided her life. It's called "Yourself to Blame," and its final stanza is "You're the captain of your ship/ So agree with the same/ If you travel downward/ You have yourself to blame."

It's a message that, according to Carson, has guided his life. And his second act is proof that what that means just depends on who's listening and what they want to hear.

Lead image: Ben Carson at January's South Carolina Tea Party Coalition convention (Photo by Richard

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Science & Technology

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Elliptical Culverts

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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Why I Hate Talking On The Phone

Tell me a fact and I’ll learn. Tell me a truth and I’ll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in my heart forever.