The Fence Test

The Fence Test 

You can't get any more accurate than this! 
This is straight forward country thinking..

by 
Jeff Foxworthy

 

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the

fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns,

he doesn't buy one.  If a Democrat doesn't

like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian,

he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian,

he wants all meat products banned

for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual,

he quietly leads his life.  If a Democrat is

homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks

about how to better his situation.  If a Democrat

is down-and-out he wonders who is going to

take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host,

he switches channels.  A Democrat demands

that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer,

he doesn't go to church.  A Democrat non-believer

wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he

goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job

that provides it.  If a Democrat decides he needs

health care, he demands that the rest of us pay

for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so

his friends can have a good laugh.  A Democrat

will delete it because he's "offended". 

Well, I forwarded it.